...and I'm bored.

If I were a month, I would be: June
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Monday or Friday
If I were a time of day: Midnight
If I were a planet, I would be: Neptune
If I were a sea animal, I would be: a manatee
If I were a direction, I would be: North
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a chair
If I were a sin, I would be: envy
If I were a historical figure I would be: Elizabeth I
If I were a liquid, I would be: lemon juice
If I were a stone, I would be: moonstone or alexandrite
If I were a tree, I would be: white birch
If I were a bird, I would be:able to fly but kinda stupid
If I were a tool, I would be: a hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: white rose/ lemon balm
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: lrain
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: phoenix
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: grand piano
If I were an animal, I would be: cat
If I were a colour, I would be: Black
If I were an emotion, I would be: calculating
If I were a fruit, I would be: blackberry
If I were a sound, I would be: piano or voice
If I were an element, I would be: earth or water
If I were a car, I would be: a bicycle
If I were a song, I would be: Haunted by Evanescence or Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
If I were a movie, I would be: Edward Scissorhands
If I were a book, I would be written by: Tamora Pierce
If I were a food, I would be: blackberry
If I were a place, I would be: NYC all the way
If I were a taste, I would be: salt
If I were a scent, I would be: lavender
If I were a religion, I would be: Judaism or Wicca
If I were a word, I would be: Whisper
If I were a body part, I would be: eye
If I were a facial expression, I would be: happiness
If I were a subject in school, I would be: writing or reading or art
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Raven from Teen Titans, even though I've only seens two episodes
If I were a shape, I would be: organic shape
If I were a number, I would be: 27
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: a medieval dress or a long black skirt
If I were a piece of jewellery, I would be: toe ring
If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: my awesome black and red cord belt.

If you read all of that... wow.